THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA               The computer swallowed grandmother.
              Yes, honestly it's true.
              She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
              And disappeared from view.

              It devoured her completely,
              The thought just makes me squirm.
              She must have caught a virus
              Or been eaten by a worm.

              I've searched through the recycle bin
              And files of every kind;
                I've even used the internet,
              But nothing did I find.

              In desperation, I asked Jeeves
              My searches to refine.
              The reply from him was negative,
             &nb sp;Not! a thing was found 'online'.

              So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
              My Grandma you should see,
              Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
              And send her back to me!