I Miss You

 

Sure do miss your friendship smiles I'll wait for your e-mails across the miles I'll be waiting so please keep in touch Just to let you know I'll miss you very much

Meaning of M.P

Meaning of M.P

 

WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA  PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIM OUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE  MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : M P!!!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED

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Things to do when bored..

Things to do when bored.. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Som eone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Longest Domain Name !

Ever heard of a longest domain name ? well here it is :
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

And if you click on it you will be directed to a series of longest articles / events in the world.

Also check the Most Expensive Series in the sections out there...

and do let me know how you found it... 

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA               The computer swallowed grandmother.
              Yes, honestly it's true.
              She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
              And disappeared from view.

              It devoured her completely,
              The thought just makes me squirm.
              She must have caught a virus
              Or been eaten by a worm.

              I've searched through the recycle bin
              And files of every kind;
                I've even used the internet,
              But nothing did I find.

              In desperation, I asked Jeeves
              My searches to refine.
              The reply from him was negative,
             &nb sp;Not! a thing was found 'online'.

              So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
              My Grandma you should see,
              Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
              And send her back to me!